Q.  Why don't you have wine shirts and apparel?

Beer!  Beer is the most social of beverages, so there's no better way to win friends and influence people than wearing our amazing beer clothing!

Q.  When will I get my stuff?

Our products are custom-made for you, when you order them.  Clothing generally leaves our facility within 2 to 7 business days and yoga mats generally leave our facility within 5 to 12 business days.  USPS then takes a few business days to ship to you (longer if you don't live in the United States).  Please note that our clothing ships from a different facility than our yoga mats, so you'll get two packages.

Q.  What if I don't want any of your stuff?

Are you kidding?  Our stuff is amazing!  But if you don't love yourself enough to get yourself an amazing shirt or yoga mat, buy one for someone you love.

Q.  Why don't you have a shirt for stout lovers?

Like a finely-crafted stout, our products require time to reach the peak of perfection.  We're working on stout products, but we won't sell any until the image satisfies our quality standards.  It's harder than you might think, but we're working on it.

Q.  Are the clothes machine washable?

We recommend that our clothes be machine washed cold, inside-out on gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. Do not dry clean.

Q.  Tell me about shipping.

We ship using USPS and Canada Post.  Please note that our clothing ships from a different facility than our yoga mats, so you'll get two packages, but we charge flat shipping rates, regardless of whether we're sending you one or two packages.

You can get FREE domestic shipping to the United States and Canada by spending over $75.

  • If you spend under $40, we charge a flat shipping rate of $8.
  • If you spend between $40 and $80, the flat shipping rate is only $10.

We can ship anywhere around the world!

  • If you spend over US$100, international shipping is FREE.
  • If you spend under US$40, we charge a flat shipping rate of US$10.
  • If you spend between US$40 and US$80, the rate is US$15.
  • And if you spend between US$80 and US$100, the rate is only US$20.

Please note that internationally, customs charges may apply.  That's up to the local governments and we have no control over that...yet.  #takingovertheworldsoon